[I speak fluent Incredibly Awkward so I'll just nod along with you, sort of gaping at you]

...

Pfft. Gai? You feel lucky?!

[No head popping off, don't worry! But I feel basically NUDE and am waiting for paparazzi or at least for Joe to materialise from somewhere purely to drop something breakable but cheap and point at us and gasp]

[you are the sexiest thing in pink leopard print ever]

[little short gasps, squirming under you like the overeager chihuahua I am]