Mhm. You're a legendary Super Sentai--and a very kind, loving person. You're really smart and--just all around amazing.

[just--so much puppy love here but it's all really genuine and sweet!1 maybe leaning in for a short kiss against your pulse because I really like those, I've found]

[and you are the sexiest alien alive in obnoxious, clashing checkered prints]

[that makes two chihuahuas, and I am all squirmy and tail-waggy anyway. Maybe, then, I could try licking very tentatively at your skin]